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Ironic or sincere claim that the current price is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to buy. Said at every price.

Unable to stop watching charts. Screen time measured in candles.

Good morning. The default greeting on crypto X, posted at any hour.

A single huge green candle that sends price up in one move. Usually after you sold.

The moment a Pump.fun coin fills its bonding curve and its liquidity moves to a DEX pool. Most coins never get there.